Vampries suck review
VAMPIRES SUCK will surprise many people because it's an improvement over the previous spoof films directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have been churning out for the past couple of years. However, that's like saying it's the better crap of all crap. The jokes still aren't funny and the filmmakers still don't realize. Vampires Suck Movie Review Danica. Age: 19. I'm beautiful, classy, sexy, hot, passionate girl With that said, I have to admit that I rather enjoyed the latest spoof from these two. Let's just put it at that - One of the greatest film endings of all time Vampires Suck movie reviews & Metacritic score: Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire te. Blake. Age: 20. hello dear gentlemen User Reviews Oct 14, - Ignoring "True Blood" and "The Vampire Diaries," not to mention stalwarts like Dracula or the works of Anne Rice, this witless spoof instead merely provides an unfunny scene-by-scene retread of the first two movies in the hugely successful franchise. Oct 14, - The last time I heard a film audience in such a state of silence was during Ingmar Bergman's Winter Light. Jason Friedman and Aaron Seltzer have specialised in genre spoofs such as Date Movie, Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans, and now they're back with a desperately, almost fanatically unfunny. Josie. Age: 25. a stylish girl willing to fiind aut your desires and fullfill them; with me your time will be the best moments you spent in my country Aug 19, - But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: "Vampires Suck," a painfully unfunny "Twilight" spoof that arrived in theaters Wednesday, at least a year too late to seem even semi-culturally relevant. ("This 'Twilight' phenomenon has gotten out of control! Vampire movies and TV shows are. Aug 18, - There are any number of reasons why Vampires Suck reeks as much as the vampire trend it's parodying. A characteristic work of monumentally lazy spoof comedy by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Oct 4, - Read the Empire review of Vampires Suck. Find out everything you need to know about the film from the world's biggest movie destination.