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OhioGentleman3 years ago. HOLY SHIT! Mel Brooks predicted the internet!!!. Read more. Show less. Reply he's an ass hole sir! Major asshole! - Spaceballs Asshole | Meme Generator Cosima. Age: 25. Behind closed doors I can make your he'd spin with the most extraordinary delight Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole. Lone Starr voice Yes, it's me. Major Asshole is a cross-eyed Spaceball of the rank major who recruited his cousin, Phillip Asshole, as gunner of Spaceball I. He was played by Jim Jackman. Major Asshole first appears when Dark Helmet asks who made Phillip Asshole a gunner. It is unknown why Major Asshole is cross. Delta. Age: 22. I am Emma, a Spanish brunette and newly arrived in the UK and already I am loving meeting you guys here in Manchester! Major Asshole Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway? Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir. Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship.

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Dava. Age: 19. Stop being stressed; you should enjoy every minute of your life Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole! Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole! Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway? [Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]. Entire Bridge Crew: Yo! Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin. Ape #1: [as the Spaceballs and what is left of Mega Maid land on the Planet of the Apes] Dear me. What are these things coming out .. Colonel Sandurz: [after Helmet went flying and crashed into the computers after Spaceball 1 stops] Are you alright sir? Dark Helmet: [in a stupor]. Gunner: [lifts helmet, revealing that he's cross-eyed] Sorry, sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Major Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin. [Major Asshole is also cross-eyed]: Dark Helmet: [to Sandurz] Who is he? Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?

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